Prolog| See, What Had Happened Was | 1 Interruption | 21 Chapter One| Starting with Manhattan, and the Battle of FDR Drive Chapter Two| Showdown in the Last Forrest | 51 Chapter Three| Our Lady of (Staten) Aislyn | 88 Interruption | 110 Chapter Four| Boogie-Down Bronca and the Bathroom Stall of Doom | 115 Chapter Five| Quest for Queens| 128 Chapter Six | The Interdimensional Art Critic Dr| White | 139 Chapter Seven| The Thing in Mrs| Yu's Pool | 172 Interruption | 207 Chapter Eight| No Sleep in (or near) Brooklyn | 214 Chapter Nine | A Better New York Is In Sight | 227 Chapter Ten| Make Staten Island Grate Again(st Sao Paulo) | 266 Chapter Eleven| Yeah, So, About That Whole Teamwork Thing | 291 Chapter Twelve| They Don't Have Cities There | 328 Chapter Thirteen| Beaux Arts, Bitches | 346 Chapter Four Teen| The Gauntlet of Second Avenue | 374 Chapter Fifteen| "And lo, the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty"|| 392 Chapter Sixteen| New York Is Who? | 412 Coda | 430 Acknowledgements| 435
