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30 episodes
Carting the President. Fighting Cousins. 19-Team CFP.
Aug 12, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
Can you name the Las Vegas Raider you'd least advise to get in a fight? How about the Raider you'd least want to fight yourself? Okay, so those two guys got in a fight Presidential Physics Exam The last five minutes of this episodes contain all the latest updates we've heard from our sources throughout the industry regarding the forthcoming 19-team college football playoff Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we…
Are we dead? Are we all dead? Are you??
Aug 5, 2026 · 52 min
A French artillery lesson, about butts How to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race) Whole crew proceeds to fail to conclusively prove we're currently alive What kind of boat is it on the river Styx, do you reckon Vermont community theatre news Thank you for emailing us from work Holly ad Spencer made a zine, you will be able to buy it next week, like everything else they do it is nominally about college football Catching up with Ol' Terry Bi…
ADRIFT ON A WINDLESS JULY SEA (SEND HELP)
Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min
0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!" 6:37 "Why can't I do this?" 7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you" 9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful" 9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up" 11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up" 11:38 "No one wins this game" 13:13 "What is the question again?" 15:55 "You've led us all in circles!" 17:35 "Fuck no, I have honor!" 19:31 "I will never surrender" 24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?" 25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct" 25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a…
Fish Hunt Golf Odyssey
Jul 22, 2026 · 2 hr 3 min
00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away" 03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment" 19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you" 21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to" 25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song" 27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer" 29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer" 32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?" 33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is" The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. Thi…
Fixing CFB '27: Kawaii Kirby Smart
Jul 15, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002) Early CFB '27 thoughts If it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n Surber The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think…
THE MONSTER ENERGY WORLD CUP EPISODE
Jul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vows Does the Sun have a smell? Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light? [Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that story Podcast business celebrates an important birthday The Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt you After four weeks of almost doing it, we discuss the most important story of the college football offseason, The World Cup The Shutdown Fullcast is…
Culver’s and Health: A Podcast at the Intersection
Jul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concern Spencer joins the ocean floor aristocracy This leads inevitably to snack protein discourse College football uniform patches feat. Gay Hospital ™ and the Michigan State Bank Discussion returns to protein the old-fashioned way (grave robbery) Google ratings of the gods Introducing our new summer workout plan, Neckstrong ™ The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd li…
Jurassic Peptides / Cody Campbell vs. Actual Grown-Ups
Jun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 33 min
Gronk as labor icon Coyote Negroni Season Sorsby Industries Scorned(sby) Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountains Here's what bothers us about the Waffle House meme World Cup auras we find pleasing Shut Up, Alexi The three words Spencer uses to short-circuit Internet culture Holy shit it's Killer Antz album launch day Music rage bait, here fishy fishy fishies The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with t…
The Holes Episode feat. Cody Campbell and Jelly Roll
Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
Spencer behind enemy onlines President bad at pool Jelly Roll divorce discourse The Sorsby thing again, sure The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through…
Metal Gear Sorsby 4: Guns Up
Jun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man now Sorsby case thoughts: We have some! Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is working The first-ever use of "pro wrestling in the pejorative sense" in the show's interminable history Cody Campbell if nothing else please stop smiling at us on television Bonus weather ambience in today's episode! Soothing rain sounds provided free of charge LSU basketball recruiting speculation [oil term] Ryan ends one long-running game and begi…
Pounce On Bad Vibes
Jun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min
Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his email Restaurant personnel taxonomy House fuckery for everybody Maguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voices We found the Stanford Cabela's Breaking news to Surber The Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultants Chet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows Challenge The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with…
Don't Get Die Harded
May 27, 2026 · 1 hr 41 min
NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!) Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!) Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!) Georgia mercenary lore Dangerous toys of the twentieth century Bison breeding detour Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either) We're all getting really into crying, join us The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ours…
Surrender To The Hook Of Enlightenment
May 20, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise here Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses Brendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, baby Consider the state of Arizona A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episod…
Another Flat Cat
May 13, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min
Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common? We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story) The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This…
You Peed Your Pants In Miami
May 6, 2026 · 1 hr 37 min
What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age? What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it NBA tanking solutions Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funn…
The Asbestos Of Past Podcasts
Apr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think! We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose NFL Draft recap Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus 2026 Charity Bowl recap Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/ What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment? C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed For those of you returning to…
NFL Draft Special With Special Guest Python Wolf
Apr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 58 min
Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here. Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n The specific gravity of Conference USA Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour What is Texas A&M learning from the war in Iran Let's draft some guys Alachua County sleeper cell, acti…
Who Rescued Who??
Apr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min
Spencer has a zoo crew morning Important trucks we have seen lately Let's remember some banks Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here. Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier numbe…
Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You
Apr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min
What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"? The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll") Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier…
Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral
Apr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Which host is the most Catholic? Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died Spencer makes funeral arrangements Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake How to join the French Foreign Legion The Shut…
The Jelly Roll Federalist Papers
Mar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 49 min
Practicing Minions preparedness Which Fullcast hosts are actively evil? Discuss Which Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with? Spencer takes a musical journey Tailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the date Morally cleansing ollies at Augusta National The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus…
2026 Bracket Special feat. The Median Voter
Mar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 50 min
Tornadoes, gendered for a reason New Grumors! Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes? Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings? This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly? Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Ti…
Recovery Mode
Mar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 38 min
Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated Buff Hutts, discussed What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia Florida misses on a culturally important recruit Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time Tobacco compani…
2026 NFL Combine Insiders Guide
Mar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
What is "the Last Glizzy"? Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length Discourse Indiana nice, explained Presidential trading cards: what? The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothers The Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voices PLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves.…
Michael Lombardi Instagram Safari
Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 30 min
Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare plan Supplemental reading material may be found here Unlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection" Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyone Mack Brown gets his flowers Olympics update Designated survivor or bad hang? A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiled The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to h…
Realignment 2026: Jeopardy vs. Price Is Right
Feb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min
Werewolf facts review Assigning everybody jobs on a ship Jason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up! This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop it Since we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worse What somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shanty A second sea shanty Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Tr…
Super Bowl Recap And Winter Olympics Sex Hut Report
Feb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
Episode title, continued: "And Dallas Cowboys Spring Preview, Plus Assigning Winter Sports To SEC Schools" Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David Cook DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about foot…
Super Bowl Preview Episode And Hot Dog Summoning Spell
Feb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min
Walk-up music for every social situation Pillars of Islam, but make it Fullcast More than any other episode, this one really is going to destroy our search histories. We recognize this is a high bar to clear John Fetterman Pokémon taxonomy The Hagar theory of politics Gronk, go Groot Time to update the death tally from WWI?? Discuss Athletic Director Patch Quest Shaquille O'Neal's trouble with smoke bombs PAC-12/B1G Super Bowl preview Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sa…
Snow and/or Hurricane Day Mailbag
Jan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min
We have been beset by the gods (of weather this time); please adjust expectations for this episode accordingly Title game scene recap by Jason International sports news recap by Surber Field trip to Boston instagram A dark turn from Spencer leads to a sensible way to make money online Your calls regarding dumb things you have gotten up to during inclement weather Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com t…
Have You Heard The One About Indiana Football
Jan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 34 min
Indiana won the football game Surber and Spencer are in a fight Has anybody seen Jason Once again a disturbing amount of football talk in this episode. We promise to correct this imbalance shortly Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YO…
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