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SCP-6010: “Carcinization”
Ep 15 · Aug 13, 2026 · 27 min
SCP-6010 is the global restructuring event that has currently impacted roughly one third of all animal life on Earth. CWS: Body transformation, crabs, thalassophobia Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eelsongstudios/the-gospel-of-haven-novelization/description Patrons June 1- 7 Johnathon ThaWilkuz Wilkes, Hawk elili, WARBOSS KOJIRO, Drake Anthony, Alexander Polk, Winter Storm Transcript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah SCP-6010 was written by Mooagain Scr…
SCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 2
Ep 14 · Aug 6, 2026 · 54 min
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1 is a large, motile, deep-sea vehicle resembling Coenobita brevimanus, a large species of "hermit crab". SCP-4700-1 serves as the home and capital for the thaumotologically advanced, aquatic hominid race known as the Finnfolk. CW: Thalassophobia Transcript Patrons May 21 - 31 Julie Unruly, alex rizzo, HallowedWorm, Noxatrocitas, JB, Hannah…
SCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 1
Ep 13 · Aug 4, 2026 · 51 min
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1 is a large, motile, deep-sea vehicle resembling Coenobita brevimanus, a large species of "hermit crab". SCP-4700-1 serves as the home and capital for the thaumotologically advanced, aquatic hominid race known as the Finnfolk. CW: Thalassophobia Check out AmericanAbyss.org Patrons May 21 - 31 Drkae, Forrest Stotts, Justin, FIZZYcaps, Gaby…
The Nuclear Option
Ep 12 · Jul 30, 2026 · 21 min
You are standing on top of a nuclear bomb. Content Warnings: Discussions of nuclear war, devastation, historical war crimes (Hiroshima) Check out AmericanAbyss.org And Pre-Save our Kickstarter! Transcript Patrons May 15 - May 21 Phoenix5878, Hybrid Cleric, Caitlin McClure, Eliza Watson, Jess L, and Trixy Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah The Nuclear Option was written by Captain Kirby Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator: Jon Grilz Director: Scott Paladin Jerry: Marquiz Moo…
SCP-6140: "The True Empire"
Ep 11 · Jul 23, 2026 · 32 min
SCP-6140 is the Daevite Empire, as described in SCP-140. The Empire is expected to fully materialize within consensus reality on March 20, 2022. SCP-140 has fully breached containment and will result in Incident 140 C.K.,causing SCP-6140 to manifest. Check out AmericanAbyss.org And Pre-Save our Kickstarter! Patrons April 23-25 Megan Hurt, The Maverick Way, Laila Msouhli , Gage Tester, Adam Biggers Transcript CWS: War, implied nuclear armaments, implied bodily alteration, slavery, Genocide/ loss…
Feed Drop: The Harbingers
Jul 21, 2026 · 52 min
Today we'd like to tell you about a show we think you'll love: The Harbingers. Episode 1. Adam Blackwell is the most powerful man in the world. But he hasn't always been. Five years ago he was just a humble grad student at Sinclair University. How did he go from a nobody to the world's first modern magician? And once he got that power, what has he done with it? Be advised: this episode contains depictions of drinking and smoking, as well as strong language and discussions of politics. It also co…
SCP-6008: "Noah's Ark"
Ep 10 · Jul 16, 2026 · 30 min
In order to consolidate information and effectively mitigate collateral damage, file designation SCP 6008 is reserved for the ongoing ecological collapse of the planet Earth EDIT July 16: Watermark removed. Content Warnings: Foul language, End of the world, Gun violence Transcript: Patrons May 15-19 Phoenix5878, Caitlin McClure, Eliza Watson, Jess L, Trixy Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah. SCP-6008 was written by D.r Akimoto and Malyce Graves Script by Kevin Whitlock Na…
SCP-8272: “Asterom”
Ep 9 · Jul 9, 2026 · 48 min
SCP-8272 is to be kept in a standard storage locker within Site-898's Containment Wing. Upon request, it may be utilized by Site-898 staff for field usage, where applicable. Content Warnings: Frank discussions of disability, mentions of cave collapse Transcript Patrons - May 8 - 14 Fynn, Jacques, Eleemosynary Fiend, Lenny, Nick Watson, Logan Guillory, and Jake Towery! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah SCP-8272 was written by Dino-Draws Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator -…
SCP-4004: “A Dream Come True”
Ep 8 · Jul 2, 2026 · 42 min
SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America. Content Warnings: Body horror, Discussions of war, genocide, imperialism, etc. Transcript Patrons April 30- May 7. Tristan Gates, Sneed Cuck, Nick Watson, Carlos Zamora, Ben Richins, Captain Kaczynski. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-4004 was written by Communism will win and kinchtheknifeblade S…
SCP-8081: “The 80’s Cycle”
Ep 7 · Jun 25, 2026 · 29 min
SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia. Content Warnings: Time Loops Transcript Patrons April 26-28 Chiara, Ethan, Aiden949Gaming, Amanda Johansen. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah. SCP-8081 was written by ClaudeHinton Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Nate Dufort Abigail Daniels - Shelby Novak Researcher Lawley - Mick Wheaton Researcher Harrigan - Tanja Milojevic Tim Osbourne - B. Narr Dialogue Editor - Sam Stark Art - E…
SCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen”
Ep 4 · Jun 18, 2026 · 29 min
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site. CW’s: War, natural disasters, supernatural, body horror Patrons April 19-22 Plane Jester, JustVi, Billybob, meowmixmk Transcript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by…
SCP-7002: “The Hungry Season”
Ep 3 · Jun 11, 2026 · 35 min
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted. Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control Transcript Patrons April 16-18 Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7002 was written by bigslothonmyface Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Computer - Rissa Montańez Dr. Willis - B. Narr Muyang Zhao - Melissa Lusk Interviewer - Isaiah Rothstein Bravo - Mick Wheato…
SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
Ep 2 · Jun 4, 2026 · 23 min
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint. Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia Transcript Patrons April 12-15 Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-2467 was written by Dr.…
SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
Ep 1 · May 28, 2026 · 57 min
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural. Transcript Patrons April 7-11 Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-was written by Dino–Draws Script by Daisy McNamara Rese…
SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
Ep 13 · May 21, 2026 · 33 min
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara. Narrator - Jon Grilz Buddy - Stephen Indrisano D-0522 - Daisy McNamara Dr. Lee - Kale Brown Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Music and Sound Design - Mattie Roi Berger Showrunn…
Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
Ep 12 · May 14, 2026 · 42 min
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Pers…
Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
Ep 11 · May 12, 2026 · 26 min
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Mar 15-21 Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was writ…
Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
Ep 10 · May 7, 2026 · 23 min
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - E…
Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
Ep 9 · Apr 30, 2026 · 26 min
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation." Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1 Patrons Mar 1 - 7 USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was writ…
Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
Ep 8 · Apr 23, 2026 · 25 min
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayla Temshiv Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino Burtkurt - Josh Rubino Ho…
Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
Ep 7 · Apr 16, 2026 · 27 min
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Su…
Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
Ep 6 · Apr 9, 2026 · 31 min
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb…
Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
Ep 5 · Apr 2, 2026 · 33 min
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera…
Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
Ep 4 · Mar 26, 2026 · 37 min
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Cre…
Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
Ep 3 · Mar 19, 2026 · 35 min
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created…
Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
Ep 2 · Mar 12, 2026 · 32 min
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Lo…
Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
Ep 1 · Mar 5, 2026 · 29 min
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmw…
Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Ep 61 · Mar 4, 2026 · 35 min
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their…
SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
Ep 60 · Feb 26, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design. Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members,…
SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
Ep 59 · Feb 24, 2026 · 53 min
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2. Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 1 - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific…
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