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Mission To Zyxx
30 episodes
Mider-Span: Can You Slay?
Aug 5, 2026 · 47 min
Just your friendly neighborhood Legumies, descending to the final level of this cursed cave, where they encounter a beast with darkness that's darker than anything you can imagine. No, darker still! Okay whoa, whoa, not that dark. Will they live? Die!? Do something weird that’s not living or dying? Listen to find out! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become…
Ex and the Pity
Jul 22, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
And just like that, the Legumes are back for another adventure. Wait oh cruck, we forgot about Larry and Samesies! They were down at the river, making asses of themselves in front of ripped fordsman Dan Siego. Here their heroic saga continues. And the cavers delve further yet into the dark heart of Telluria. We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member…
A Legumiful Mine
Jul 8, 2026 · 51 min
The Legumies’ cave adventure continues with headbutting, skeleton flirting and enough injuries to go around. Also, another rude, off-putting old man to antagonize our heroes! Watch out for weird bug creatures and stuff. We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at higher levels/more shows: https://maximumfun…
D06: The Morgue the Merrier
Ep 6 · Jun 24, 2026 · 43 min
What happens when you die? Well, everyone else keeps living, unless they were sitting next to you on the rollercoaster that went off the track. What else happens? Your fingernails keep growing. That’s crazy, right? Did you know I have to get a manicure immediately after I resurrect? Every time. I wake up and it’s like Wolfman Derf! Yikes. And one more thing that happens sometimes, if you’re me: shit gets REAL WEIRD at the morgue! Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston…
Hello From the Tragic Cavern
Jun 11, 2026 · 47 min
Our adventurers do the smartest thing and split up: Four (plus Squelch) into the unnaturally dark caves, two to confront Booket’s ex-lover. Who will take the high road and who will embarrass themselves thoroughly? The answer may not surprise you! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at higher levels/mor…
The Scoldy Peaches
May 27, 2026 · 56 min
How many knaves can fit in a nave, you ask? Finally, an answer, as the Legumies continue their totally sensical DnD adventure. Spoiler: It’s more than fit in a cave. Another spoiler: in this episode we welcome a brand new player: the one and only Shane O’Connell! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at…
D05: 50 First Deaths
Ep 5 · May 13, 2026 · 48 min
Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it's the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets lucky! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. But those are just details! Let’s focus on the smooching and canoodling! And wait, what’s this? Are Shae and GOOD_E partaking in the bacchanal!? If you want to find out, don’t touch that nipple-shaped dial. Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel…
Strutting the Stuff
Apr 29, 2026 · 14 min
Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during the FINAL week of the MaxFunDrive. Hear about all the amazing STUFF you can get for supporting our show and MaxFun – including a brand new BONUS episode, a new and instantly ICONIC Young Old Derf keychain, a shout out on our LIVESTREAM this Friday, and way more. We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member…
Dew or Dew Not, There Are No Dice
Apr 22, 2026 · 44 min
It's the MaxFunDrive! Please support us at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx In this installment of our DnD adventure, the changeling sorcerer Casseidi Mossborn dumps some serious lore on the Legumies. If you dare listen, prepare for contemplated roundness, angry silence, and cities with sequels! Thanks to Zyxxcord member Powerline for making the lovely map used in the episode. We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. &nb…
Casters on Casters: Jeremy Bent and Austin Taylor
Apr 20, 2026 · 26 min
It's MaxFunDrive. And here, for the first time, we give you an exclusive look (well, listen) at the craft of podcasting: presenting Casters on Casters. In this episode, Austin Taylor (Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries) explains how he chooses topics, and the metric by which something can be considered "a mystery". Plus, Jeremy Bent (Mission to Zyxx & Eurovangelists) has some advice for anyone who is trying to come up with a name for their podcast. If this glamorous, in-depth journey into what m…
The Ballad of the Battle of the Band of the Bards
Apr 9, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
In the newest installment of our Legumies DnD adventure, we answer the question on everyone's* lips: What has Samesies been up to this whole time? *Samesies' Mom To suggest weird NPC names and help make the show possible, join us at maximumfun.org/join And thanks to Rocket Money for sponsoring! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://max…
The Mossborn Identity
Mar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
The Legumies continue their epic DnD adventure, following the mysterious and eccentric wizard, Glorifficus Stingswallow, through the forest to his cabin. What could possibly go wrong? To suggest weird NPC names and help make the show possible, join us at maximumfun.org/join And thanks to Rocket Money for sponsoring! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a…
D04: The Role of a Lietime
Ep 4 · Mar 11, 2026 · 47 min
We’re off to Holowood! Or HoloWEIRD as I like to call it! I find myself once again slingin’ grub to a bunch of ingrates, this time alongside an innocent young up-and-comer full of bad coffee and big dreams. Shae and GOOD_E find the perfect and most depressing place to lay low. Zap Zop gets discovered! And you’ll never guess who kicks my bucket this time. Never meet your heroes! Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Shane O’Connell Justin Tyler Moujan Zolfaghari E…
Blast From The Past: Mailbag #3!
Feb 25, 2026 · 27 min
We've unearthed (unRangused?) a special bonusode from Season 2: a Zyxx Crew mailbag unheard by the masses until now! It's mostly Alden's fault. Enjoy! Thanks so much to EnigmaFish on Discord (architect of our amazing transcription project!) for noticing its omission! Very fresh. Brought to you by a Mail CLINT and Rocket Money! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus conten…
The Legumies Get the Loot Gimmes
Feb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
The Legumies are back. Again! Our actual play D&D one-shot episode was so fun and had such a great response, we've decided to make it an ongoing campaign. In this second installment, our heroes level up, win treasure, and enlist in a dangerous new adventure. Booket hits the books. Larry YOLO's. And everyone bleeds. Episodes of Mission to D-Syxx will come out biweekly, allowing us more time to painstakingly mix Derf episodes. Meaning: two releases every month; one Derf, one Legumies. To suggest w…
D03: The Fresh Princeling
Ep 3 · Jan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Strap on your tunics and cotehardies or whatever, and let’s visit the royals! We’re all hatchin’ big plans this chapter. Twinkle goes undercover, GOOD_E dispenses some justice, Shae makes a love connection, and I barely spill any pee all over the place. Huzzah! Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Shane O’Connell Justin Tyler Moujan Zolfaghari Featuring a special appearance by Siobhan Thompson Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Co…
New Year's Mailbag!
Jan 2, 2026 · 40 min
Happy New Year from the Zyxx crew! We're taking a Derf break for holiday chaos, but we're releasing an out-of-character mailbag ep of questions submitted on our Discord. Enjoy! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at higher levels/more shows: https://maximumfun.org/join Thanks so much!
D02: Beefer Madness
Ep 2 · Dec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
Oh hey, you’re back for more! Wow, okay. So if you thought that last chapter was something, get ready for something else entirely. My life of crime takes a turn when I’m punished for a totally DIFFERENT crime! Which I also did. Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and I make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young! Created by: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Shane O’Connell Justin Tyler Moujan Zolfaghari Featuring a spec…
D01: The Derfect Crime
Ep 1 · Dec 3, 2025 · 41 min
Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry level jobs, and a talent for juckin’ around. But would you believe there was once a time when I was slightly LESS old, when my powers were just coming into focus, when I got pulled into adventure after adventure? It’s true! So buckle your space belts and settle in for the first installment of my MEMOI…
Mission to D-Syxx
Nov 24, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min
In this, the final one-off episode before The Young Old Derf Chronicles, the crew fulfills a repeated request: to make a live role playing podcast. Yes, it's Mission to D-Syxx! The entire crew is here, playing a Dungeons and Dragons one shot adventure as their medieval characters from Zyxx Episode 419. Yep, the Legumies are back. Alden Ford is Dungeon Master. Justin Tyler joins as a special guest. It's a fun one! And a long one. Enjoy. The Young Old Derf Chronicles premieres next Wednesday, Dece…
Mission to Tryxx (and Treatss)
Oct 30, 2025 · 39 min
Insert those earbuds at your own peril, listener, for it’s the spookiest one-shot of the year! The cast is here to make your spine tingle with tales of inscrutable costumes, ghoulish hangovers, and discontinued candy bar recipes! Peep the costume photos. We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at higher le…
Reminiscin' to Zyxx
Sep 30, 2025 · 57 min
The cast takes a trip down memory avenue – pretty sure that’s the saying? – to talk about their personal origins in improv, the heyday of UCB New York, and the comedy shows and experiences they’ll never forget, even if they might want to. You’ll finally learn how many cast members cleaned toilets to get free improv classes. And in case you didn’t hear, The Young Old Derf Chronicles will premiere on Dec 3rd! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via l…
Guessin' Our Pickss
Sep 8, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
How well does the cast of Mission to Zyxx know each other? Find out in this newlywed-style game show filled with weird questions submitted by fans! And mark your calendars: The Young Old Derf Chronicles will premiere on Wed Dec 3rd. To suggest ideas and help us make the show, support us on Maximum Fun! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at htt…
Passion to Zyxx
Jul 31, 2025 · 44 min
The only podcast that dares to reveal the hobbies and obsessions of Mission to Zyxx guests! This week: Jeremy Bent interviews Leslie Collins, and Moujan Zolfaghari interviews Rachel Wenitsky. This is a fan-pitched monthly episode leading up to The Young Old Derf Chronicles. To suggest ideas for future episodes and get tons of bonus content, support us on Maximum Fun. . We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Hel…
Mission to Transcryptss!
Jul 22, 2025 · 7 min
We're so excited to announce that all episodes from seasons 1-5 of Mission to Zyxx are now fully transcribed for accessibility, intelligibility and FUN. To read along, head over to missiontozyxx.space, where transcripts are embedded in every episode page! We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx Support at higher l…
L14: What Goes Throup’ Must Come Clown [LIVE ft. Justin Tyler]
Jun 25, 2025 · 40 min
In this lost Season 4 episode, the crew heads to a postal planet to retrieve a missed delivery. AJ is stunning. C-53 will definitely keep that frame forever. Pleck resists a scenario. Recorded live at Caveat in New York City on June 7, 2025. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Captain Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and D’Gerald Ford With special guest Justin Tyler as SES-B*TT-1000 and Old Derf Live sound de…
Mission to Convynnce
May 30, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
The first and final episode of Mission to Convyncce — your favorite two vs. two debate podcast! Alden Ford, Winston Noel, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari team up in various configurations to debate frankly bizarre topics suggested by Mission to Zyxx listeners. It's the third of our monthly one-off episodes leading up to The Young Old Derf Chronicles. If you want to suggest ideas for episodes like this one, support us on Maximum Fun and get access to our super Fresh discord server. Do you have…
Mission to Gygs
Apr 28, 2025 · 37 min
The first and final episode of the long-running TV game show Mission to Gygs, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx compete to tell the best stories about their past jobs and side hustles. Featuring contestants Allie Kokesh, Jeremy Bent and Winston Noel. Hosted by Seth Lind. This is one of our monthly episodes leading up to the release of The Young Old Derf Chronicles later this year. Support us on Maximum Fun! Oh and here's the Zyxx character personality quiz mentioned in the episode, made b…
The Paradox
Mar 26, 2025 · 22 min
Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during this, the second and final week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive. They play samples of bonus content, reveal an unimaginably Fresh prize that one lucky supporter will receive, and discuss the paradox at the heart of listener support. Please join us in making The Young Old Derf Chronicles: maximumfun.org/join We’re doing a Mission to Zyxx live show! Sunday October 11th in NYC! And everywhere via livestream. Get your tickets. Help support this show and…
Mission to Fyxx
Mar 19, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
The debut and finale of the hit podcast Mission to Fyxx, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx answer listeners' advice questions! Featuring Alden Ford, Seth Lind, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari. It's the first of our monthly one-off podcast episodes leading up to the release of the Young Old Derf Chronicles. Support us on Maximum Fun for a chance to suggest ideas for these episodes, get tons of bonus content, and help make our new spinoff prequel a reality! Thanks to freesound.org users…
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