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S16 Ep880: Broken Arrow (1996, Live in Los Angeles)
Ep 880 · Aug 18, 2026 · 1 hr 51 min
Recorded Live at the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA, 22 February, 2026 “Travolta just chops him in the neck!” - Steve on Bob Gunton’s character’s demise On this week’s Summer Live episode, we’re releasing our Broken Arrow show from earlier this year, recorded in our favorite room to play on tour, the world-famous Hollywood Improv! We were there playing to a packed house to chat about this near-forgotten John Travolta/Christian Slater action film that contains more than its fair share of cha…
S16 Ep879: Total Recall (1990, W❤️M, Live in Brooklyn)
Ep 879 · Aug 11, 2026 · 2 hr 11 min
Recorded Live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY, 6 December, 2025 “These domes are too cheap to colonize Mars!” - Steve On this Summer Live episode, it’s our 15th Anniversary Show from the Bell House where we were in rare form chatting about the Arnold sci-fi classic, Total Recall! How hilarious is Arnold as this vague construction guy? Was this movie the Ground Zero for that Arnold Soundboard craze? Why does the Recall office only have the single chair if they’re the latest craze in techno-tain…
S16 Ep878: Pulp Fiction (1994, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
Ep 878 · Aug 6, 2026 · 16 min
You are listening to an extended preview clip of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Pulp Fiction— to access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon! “I saw [this movie] at 11 years old, opening weekend” - Eric On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about one of the landscape-shifting indie films of the 1990’s, Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction! How incredible is this soundtrack? Have Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta had better chemistry with any other actors? Did a Jerse…
S16 Ep877: King Ralph (1991, Live in Oxford)
Ep 877 · Aug 4, 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
Recorded Live in Oxford, England, 20 July, 2025 “He gets the crown put on his head, the Hobbits are there, it’s an amazing time” - Eric on Ralph’s Coronation On our first Summer Live episode of the season, we’re releasing our outrageous show from closing night of last year’s residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival! This show was an incredible end to a super-fun run of six shows we had at the festival and wowza, King Ralph is certainly something, isn’t it? Is this moment-of-death photograph that…
S16: On-Screen Live: "The Odyssey" & "Evil Dead Burn" Reviews, "Union County" Filmmakers & More!
Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Christopher Nolan's latest cinematic epic, The Odyssey, along with a review of the newest entry in a franchise that maybe shouldn't have been resurrected, Evil Dead Burn! We also welcomed on Adam Meeks and Sean Weiner from the new film, Union County, for a special edition of Trailer Segment where we watched the new trailer for their film and then talked a bit after. Click through here to find a Union County screening near you when it opens…
S16 Ep876: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Ep 876 · Jul 28, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min
“This felt like a season of a television show” - Steve On the season sixteen finale of WHM, we’re bringing the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza to a close with a talk about the kinda-good/kinda-not Homecoming follow-up, Spider-Man: Far From Home! How boring are these Elemental villains? Did they really need to do the European Vacation trope? Should they have instead taken the story to Hollywood to have Spider-Man tangle with the actual Quentin Beck special F/X whiz guy from the comics? How great…
S16 Ep875: American Wedding (2003)
Ep 875 · Jul 21, 2026 · 2 hr 16 min
“Somebody pressed the More Stifler button too many times” - Steve On the penultimate episode of the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we’re going back for another serving of defiled dessert as we attempt to break down the sex-crazed sequel, American Wedding! Why couldn’t the script bother to tell us what happened to the missing friends in the cast? And if folks are missing, why not give the MILF Guys some more to do? Would this movie have started stronger if we had a scroll or old man narrat…
S16: The Nexus #119: Star Trek TNG's "Sub Rosa" (Live at the Oxford Comedy Festival)
Jul 17, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Originally recorded 20 July, 2025 in Oxford, England, UK On this very special surprise episode, we're opening up the WHM Vault to release another recording from last year's residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival. For that show, we covered the infamous Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Sub Rosa," where, yes, Dr. Crusher repeatedly has sex with a ghost (kind of)! We've also got the Enterprise using the transporter to dig up a coffin, a haunted candle, a colony on a planet that modeled itse…
S16: WHM Mail Bag: July 2026
Jul 15, 2026 · 59 min
It's the July 2026 WHM Mail Bag, so let's open that bad boy up! On this edition of WHMMB, we're reading letters about a disastrous Friendsgiving blackout, a guy who saw a real life MELR0210 Sex Mom in the wild, someone who was broken up with after seeing Robocop (2014) in theaters, a guy who let his friend sell his own home instead of admitting he crapped on his lawn, a porno flick accidentally being rented to an old lady instead of Steel Magnolias, and more! Want your weird story read on the ai…
S16 Ep874: Battleship (2012, with Brian Salisbury)
Ep 874 · Jul 14, 2026 · 2 hr 21 min
“Two hours and twelve minutes? You sunk my afternoon!” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is on a one-way train to Stupid City as we welcome in Junkfood Cinema’s Brian Salisbury to help us try to make sense of the abhorrent board game adaptation, Battleship! Why is it a full thirty minutes before you’re showing us aliens? Did the Halo creators have a suit with these mercenary outfits? Did the production have a dialect coach on set at all? Why did they decide to…
S16 Ep873: Spider-Man 2 (2004, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
Ep 873 · Jul 9, 2026 · 14 min
You are currently listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Spider-Man 2 (2004). If you want to catch the whole conversation, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! “Folks, we’re gonna talk about the pizza here for a while…” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about one of the best comic book movies of all time, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 2! How is this impossible pizza delivery situation even remotely Peter Par…
S16 Ep872: Star Trek (2009, WHM Vault Unlock)
Ep 872 · Jul 7, 2026 · 3 hr 2 min
This episode was originally released as an episode of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus on December 29, 2020 “I love how he says ‘Black Hole’ in this movie” - Eric on Elder Spock On this special WHM Vault Unlock, we’re adding some Star Trek to the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-we-remembered 2009 reboot, Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? How rad was that Sulu swordplay?…
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviewing Supergirl, Jackass Best and Last, Toy Story 5, Citizen Vigilante & more!
Jul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante! PLUS: A quick round-up of three recent-ish true crime titles! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We…
S16 Ep871: San Andreas (2015)
Ep 871 · Jun 30, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min
“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken home On this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas! Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for personal use? Does this film have one of the highest on-screen NPC death counts of any non-alien disaster film? Is this the most sexualized character DJ’s ever played? Is the Daniel Riddick character one of Ci…
S16 Ep870: Minions (2015, with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
Ep 870 · Jun 23, 2026 · 2 hr 1 min
“We’re all Minions!” - Chris On this week’s show, we welcome back our buds and Animation Experts, Talking Simpsons’ Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to help us chat about our little yellow guys’ first solo outing, Minions! How did these little guys come to exist before humanity? What were the Minions up to between 1933 and 1945? Why did we need to hear all these insufferable needle drops? Why couldn’t we have stayed longer on the Minions working for Dracula? Should they have done a Take Two on some…
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviews of Disclosure Day, Masters of the Universe (2026), Spider-Noir & more!
Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
On this edition of OSL, we're reviewing the new one from Steven Spielberg, Disclosure Day, the fun toy-factory re-boot no one seemed to care about, Masters of the Universe, and the awesome Nic Cage-starring Spider-Man riff, Spider-Noir! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV, the world's largest and most bad-ass Star Trek convention, to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We’ll be at the convention Thursday, Friday and Saturday nig…
S16 Ep869: Top Dog (1995)
Ep 869 · Jun 16, 2026 · 2 hr 2 min
“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - Eric On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog! How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover performance than what we see at the start of this movie? Wait, this dog was shot five times in the line of duty? How hilarious is that guy’s freakout during the scene at the Mexican border? And how in the…
S16 Ep868: War of the Worlds (2005)
Ep 868 · Jun 9, 2026 · 1 hr 52 min
“[Ryan] Gosling ate this dude’s lunch” - Andrew, on Justin Chatwin On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza keeps the Spielberg chatter going from last week with a hilarious talk about his 2005 sci-fi adaptation, War of the Worlds! Couldn’t we have had some puppet aliens instead of those CGI guys? How fantastic is Tim Robbins playing this basement-dwelling lunatic? Should the boy have stayed exploded? How many of us would rather just turn to dust in this situation? And would t…
S16 Ep867: Minority Report (2002, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
Ep 867 · Jun 4, 2026 · 11 min
This is an extended preview clip of our massive WLM episode on Minority Report! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive commercial-free content you can't get anywhere else! “I love the setup, I love the whole idea of the wrong man here...” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re getting in the Spielberg mood in anticipation of Disclosure Day by chatting about one of his big sci-fi t…
S16: On-Screen Live: Backrooms, The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Boys Final Season & more!
Jun 3, 2026 · 59 min
On our return to the air, we're reviewing the latest Star Wars product drop, The Mandalorian and Grogu, the final season of The Boys, Kane Parsons' indie horror sensation, Backrooms, and a sleepy Kiefer Sutherland Secret Movie™️! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We’ll be at the convention Thursday, Friday and Saturday night doing three Nexus shows on Wrath of Kahn, Generations, and First…
S16 Ep866: Masters of the Universe (1987) REDUX
Ep 866 · Jun 2, 2026 · 2 hr 8 min
“I feel like I could smell it through the TV” - Eric on Gwildor This week on the program, we’re kicking off the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by talking about the toy/cartoon adaptation that was anything but a blockbuster, 1987’s Masters of the Universe! Could this Billy Barty character have been designed to look any more disgusting? Why did they insist on dragging James Tolkan through almost every scene of the movie? Is the Courteney Cox character actually trying to live out a Bruce Spri…
S16 Ep865: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Ep 865 · May 26, 2026 · 2 hr 33 min
“Kylo Ren meeting Palpatine should be a big deal!” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away once again to chat about the Star Wars film that flew the franchise into the mountain, The Rise of Skywalker! Is this movie the best argument ever for why studios should never listen to the Internet? Has Richard E. Grant’s grand talent ever been more wasted than this role as General Pryde? Shouldn’t they have tried another way to handle the Leia issue? What a slap in th…
S16 Ep864: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Ep 864 · May 19, 2026 · 1 hr 56 min
“This movie has seen Scream… and Scream 2” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s completely on an island from the rest of the film? What kind of funding does this film school have, what with all these soundstages? Why exactly does Hart Bochner’s character think this scheme will lead…
S16 Ep863: First Knight (1995)
Ep 863 · May 12, 2026 · 1 hr 56 min
“Richard Gere is too handsome to fight with a helmet on!” - Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the super-sexy, Arthurian blockbuster, First Knight! How incredible and unsettling is Gere’s wig? Why is every character in this movie way too clean? Did Malagant’s broke down palace have an actual bottomless pit? How great is Ben Cross in this movie? And do these Knights of the Roundtable outfits look like something a Klingon would wear? PLUS: Sean Connery’s favorite movie of 2005 was de…
S16 Ep862: The Devil Wears Prada (2006, with Chelsea Jupin)
Ep 862 · May 5, 2026 · 2 hr 26 min
“I think the first time I watched it, I kept expecting Meryl Streep to be the Devil!” - Steve On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Chelsea Jupin to chat about the totally enjoyable, perfect-to-watch-on-an-airplane sensation, The Devil Wears Prada! Just on the heels of the sequel releasing, we look back at the film that paved the way for the next act of Meryl’s career, features one of the best Stanley Tucci performances of all time, gave the Mentalist something to do, introduced a large…
S16 Ep861: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
Ep 861 · May 4, 2026 · 13 min
This is an extended preview of our over 2 1/2-hour We ❤️ Movies episode on TFA! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo Ren On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away to chat about the great, yet divisive start to the Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens! How great is H…
S16 Ep860: RoboCop (2014)
Ep 860 · Apr 28, 2026 · 1 hr 47 min
“Alex Murphy is made for her pleasure!” - Steve on the new suit design On this week’s show, we bring Remake-ril to a close with a chat about one of the worst Hollywood remakes of all time, RoboCop (2014)! Why did we need the “slick” new suit design? Why didn’t they bother with any of the TV sitcom stuff like in the ’87? Why did we need to have the wife and son be such larger characters? Was Joel Kinnaman right for Murphy? And speaking of Murphy, why are so many people calling him by his first na…
S16 Ep859: City of Angels (1998)
Ep 859 · Apr 21, 2026 · 2 hr 4 min
“He’s the best part of this movie” - Chris on Dennis Franz On this week’s show, Remake-ril heads to Los Angeles as we chat about the sappy Hollywood remake, City of Angels! A reimagining of Wim Wenders’ 1987 masterpiece, Wings of Desire, this film features Nicholas Cage as the lovelorn angel… Seth? How great, truly, is Dennis Franz in this movie? Why couldn’t they have kept Meg’s character a trapeze artist instead of switching it to a doctor? Should these angels be watching stuff like bath tub s…
S16 Ep858: The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
Ep 858 · Apr 14, 2026 · 1 hr 48 min
“The idea that you’re gonna put Kilmer and Brando in the same movie and you expect this to go well...” - Steve This week on WHM, Remake-ril boards a plane to fly to a mysterious destination in the South Pacific as the guys chat about one of the most notorious Hollywood disasters of the 1990s, John Frankenheimer’s The Island of Dr. Moreau! Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to get Brando involved in this? Does our society really want monkey butlers? What was Kilmer smoking while filming this…
S16 Ep857: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Ep 857 · Apr 7, 2026 · 1 hr 47 min
“You put Dawn of the Dead, Romero’s, and Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later in the copy machine at the same time…” - Eric on this movie's vibe On this week’s episode Remake-ril kicks off on WHM and we’re chatting about the pretty okay Zack Snyder feature debut, Dawn of the Dead! A reimagining of George A. Romero's zombified capitalist critique, Snyder brought the franchise into the 21st Century with a more action-driven, but still fun vision. Shouldn’t James Gunn have written like, eight-to-ten fewer c…
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