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The Official Average Boy Podcast
30 episodes
Official Average Boy Podcast #130
Aug 7, 2026 · 25 min
Episode 130 is all about helping. Average Boy receives some help from Clubhouse magazine readers who help him recall a few wild tales that Bob doesn’t even remember living! From a fishing trip gone wrong to a rodeo surprise involving mutton busting, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments. And along the way, Bob and Jesse provide helpful thoughts about sharing your faith in Jesus, the importance of asking questions and how to tell the difference between joking with friends and h…
Official Average Boy Podcast #129
Ep 129 · Jul 24, 2026 · 21 min
Nothing exciting is happening in Average Boy’s life . . . except for a failed attempt to start a bring-your-own-boat water ski school. As Bob bemoans being bored, he remembers back to his first mission trip. From airport misadventures with “Mr. Security Guard” to building a playground in downtown Chicago, Bob shares the story of how a small act of kindness made a big difference for one little girl. Episode 129 wraps up with a listener from Northern Ireland delivering a joke tha…
Official Average Boy Podcast #128
Jul 3, 2026 · 22 min
What do sweaty metal shelves, a school bus barn and a slightly mistimed surprise party have in common? They’re all part of Episode 128 as Average Boy (aka Bob Smiley) and Jesse explore what it means to break out of your comfort zone. Through all the chaos and sweat (there’s a lot of sweat), the guys unpack a meaningful truth: Doing something encouraging for others and serving God often means stepping outside of what feels comfortable. Don’t miss any of the shelf jokes . . . and…
Official Average Boy Podcast #127
Jun 19, 2026 · 26 min
Summer is here—and so is the danger of having way too much free time! In Episode 127 of the Official Average Boy Podcast, Bob and Jesse bring the laughs while tackling the age-old problem of battling boredom when school’s out. From polarizing poll results (sorry, Jesse Jokes) to Bob’s “creative” lawn-mowing strategies, this episode is packed with hilarious Average Boy adventures. And along the way, the guys share ideas on using time wisely, why boredom can lead to t…
Official Average Boy Podcast #126
Jun 5, 2026 · 22 min
When Average Boy visits his friend Richie’s very large house, he makes a surprising observation—the Olympics could be hosted here. But before he contacts the Olympic people, Bob has a high-speed scooter chase and learns an unexpected lesson from Richie’s wise (and strong) grandmother: It’s good to slow down and just be. Jesse and Bob talk about busyness, silence, and why rest matters by drawing inspiration from Scripture and Jesus’ example of getting away to pray. A…
Official Average Boy Podcast #125
May 22, 2026 · 22 min
Average Boy’s morning takes a nearly disastrous turn when his alarm doesn’t go off. His late start and sprint to catch the school bus leads to big laughs, close calls with cars, and important lessons about responsibility and perseverance. Then as Bob and Jesse reflect on learning from mistakes, Bob has a breakthrough and recognizes how his mom is truly amazing! And just before the episode ends, Jesse shares a surprise and a collection of listener-submitted jokes that you won’t…
Official Average Boy Podcast #124
May 8, 2026 · 24 min
Buckle up your tool belts, grab your shovels and hop on your "Rooster Scooters," because things are getting agricultural! In this episode, Jesse teaches Bob the definition of the word "always," while Bob introduces us to the world of AG class (which, according to Bob, stands for "Aggravated Grownup"). Between hair-raising hijinks (or is that hare raising?) and hopping hogs, Bob and Jesse dig into what it means to be diligent—even while they're distracted by chocolate-covered donuts. Click…
Official Average Boy Podcast #123
Apr 24, 2026 · 22 min
In this milestone episode—which Bob is convinced is mathematically special—Jesse and Average Boy dive into the world of healthy eating. Bob’s mom has officially launched a "health kick" at the Smiley household, leaving Bob to face his greatest enemies: rice cakes and hummus. While Bob tries to figure out if kangaroos work for rideshare apps and why his school lunch always tastes like a freshly mown football field, Jesse tries to keep the show on track with a few "un-beet-able"…
Official Average Boy Podcast #122
Apr 10, 2026 · 21 min
In this episode of the Official Average Boy Podcast, Jesse and Bob (aka Average Boy) explore the mystery of the Golden Egg and what it really means to serve others. Bob is eager to share his latest adventure, though he gets a little distracted by his “research”—if you count eating a whole bag of Easter candy as research. Bob and Jesse also answer an important question from a listener who lives in a beautiful place and has a great name. Click here to see the new Average Boy book…
Official Average Boy Podcast #121
Mar 27, 2026 · 22 min
Get ready for a "perfectly plausible" and "profoundly playful" episode as Jesse and Average Boy (aka Bob Smiley) dive into the importance of doing nice things for others. While Bob initially tries to stall with some impressive alliteration, he eventually reveals the messy—and muddy—truth about his latest "good deed.” We also learn why Bob and Jesse yell “two words” a lot at each other. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit t…
Official Average Boy Podcast #120
Mar 13, 2026 · 26 min
Fore! Or is it "Sixteen"? Either way, watch out for flying golf balls. In this episode, Bob (aka Average Boy) takes us to his youth group golf tournament. While Jesse keeps things "on par" with some silly puns, Bob shares how a day at the links—and several trips into the woods—taught him a huge lesson about pride. From catching armadillos to diving into ponds for extra golf balls (28 of them, to be exact!), Bob’s golfing strategy might be a little "below average," but his heart…
Official Average Boy Podcast #119
Feb 27, 2026 · 23 min
G’day, mates! Grab your blooming onions and watch out for "bucking" hams, because Bob is bringing his best Australian accent to the studio today. In this episode, Bob and Jesse dive into the wacky world of friendships. From "Leg Cramp Girl" on the bus to a PE teacher whose heart rate spikes just by seeing Bob walk into the gym, the duo explores how every person in our lives provides an opportunity to show God’s love. Whether it’s a "tight-as-a-tourniquet" hug from Mom or a back…
Official Average Boy Podcast #118
Feb 13, 2026 · 23 min
Donny dares Bob to eat a worm. What a nightmare! Or is it? Average Boy has to figure out how to save the day and encourage a new girl in town named Maeve. While Bob begins this episode like a Jenga tower during an earthquake—a little shaky—he ends with his feet on solid ground. You also won’t want to miss a listener from Australia who asks a question . . . and a riddle. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Average Boy…
Official Average Boy Podcast #117
Jan 30, 2026 · 20 min
Two exciting things happen for Bob (aka Average Boy) in this episode: it snows in Texas, and he finds a bag of leftover Christmas candy! Those two events combine for a cold and sugar-filled outdoor adventure where Average Boy gains an appreciation for how Jesus’ forgiveness covers our sins and makes us as white as snow. Jesse adds to the hilarity with a few frosty and funny winter jokes. Then Bob and Jesse team up to provide some advice for a listener who’s dealing with friends who a…
Official Average Boy Podcast #116
Jan 16, 2026 · 24 min
Average Boy learns two important lessons at the beginning of this week’s adventure. First, mountains are dangerous. And, B, it’s also dangerous not to do follow through on responsibilities. It turns out procrastination can literally pile up! Bob and Jesse also take a serious break from the laughs to address a tough question from a listener who’s grieving the loss of a loved one. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Av…
Official Average Boy Podcast #115
Dec 26, 2025 · 21 min
It’s a wild Christmas at Average Boy's house. The excitement includes: five snoring cousins, four aunts and uncles, three dog biscuits, two Jesse jokes and a cold-nosing by the Smiley’s dog. You’ll love the message of family togetherness. And you won’t want to miss how Bob and Jesse wrap, er . . . rap up this episode! Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Average Boy Store to gain access to books, devotionals, su…
Official Average Boy Podcast #114
Dec 12, 2025 · 25 min
What do glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, a stuck locker, and an illustrated snowfamily have in common? They're all part of Average Boy's story about the importance of finding trustworthy people in your life. Join Bob and Jesse as they discuss how the kindest people (like janitor Mr. Gribble) are the best ones to know. This week's episode also tackles a big listener question: How do we know God is real? The guys break down the evidence for God found in creation and the power of faith. Click he…
Official Average Boy Podcast #113
Nov 28, 2025 · 24 min
Bob "Average Boy" Smiley (AKA the masher of Mom’s merriment) shares an unforgettable story about a Thanksgiving meal prepared by his dad, his brother and him. From exploding blenders and deep-fried turkeys, the lessons are almost as numerous as the side dishes. Tune in for the laughs (including some appeeling potato jokes) and an important discussion about how all of us are called to be super average missionaries, sharing the Good News of Jesus right where we are! Click here to see…
Official Average Boy Podcast #112
Nov 14, 2025 · 22 min
Join Bob and Jesse as they dive into the chaos that ensues after a game of indoor hide-and-seek with a "twist." Spoiler alert: It ends with a phrase you never want to hear: “Quick! Grab a bucket!” You won't believe how this wild, water-logged escapade turns into a massive blessing for his best friend’s family! This episode is also packed with hilarious hide-and-seek jokes and a powerful lesson on why we should never get discouraged in the face of difficulties. Plus, Bob and Jes…
Official Average Boy Podcast #111
Oct 24, 2025 · 23 min
Bob shows off his 70/70 vision by preparing to surprise his mom on her real birthday. Will her party be a sweet gathering or filled with spicy pepper spray and tears—like her surprise party the previous April (which was nowhere near her birthday)? Join Average Boy and Jesse for an episode that starts with a sugar rush and ends with a thoughtful look at honoring your loved ones! From kitchen mishaps and questionable birthday gifts to great listener jokes and a look at Colossians 3:20, they…
Official Average Boy Podcast #110
Oct 10, 2025 · 20 min
On this week’s Official Average Boy Podcast, Bob finds himself in a sticky situation at the mall. Will he give in to pressure from the “Terrible Twosome” and steal some cotton candy, or will he stand firm in his faith and do the right thing? Listen as Bob and Jesse discuss following God’s commands in the face of temptation and also answer a listener question about peer pressure—on and off the athletic field. Plus, you don’t want to miss Jesse’s delicious…
Official Average Boy Podcast #109
Sep 26, 2025 · 19 min
Bob becomes a golden goose grabber! Or does he? Join Average Boy and Jesse in this podcast episode as Bob faces his fear . . . of geese! Hear all about the invasion of these flying finger-nippers and discover how a gaggle of geese turns into a flock. All of this action is followed by a special Q&A segment where Bob and Jesse tackle a question from a listener about how to share your faith with a friend who’s not a Christian. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover!…
Official Average Boy Podcast #108
Sep 12, 2025 · 23 min
Hold onto your tiny surfboards! Average Boy is back with a hilarious (and humbling) experience on the "Flamingo FlowRider"— Henry Hippo's Amusement Park’s newest ride. After navigating long lines and an embarrassing wipeout, Bob learns an important lesson about riding the waves of life with faith and purpose. Tune in for fun, inspiration and awesome listener jokes! Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Average Boy Store to g…
Official Average Boy Podcast #107
Aug 29, 2025 · 19 min
In this fin-tastic episode, Average Boy dives headfirst into a new adventure . . . and a few bodies of water. Join Bob and Jesse for a memorable (and competitive!) swimming race with an older gentleman. Who will win? The answer provides a heartwarming reminder about the importance of respecting the elderly, recognizing their wisdom and embracing the "race of life" with God's guidance. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Average Boy St…
Official Average Boy Podcast #106
Aug 15, 2025 · 20 min
Average Boy gets a haircut, and let's just say it's . . . unforgettable! Join Bob and Jesse for a laugh-out-loud episode that reminds everyone to never get a haircut at a tractor supply store. Oh, and also the importance of persevering and trusting God when things go wrong. We also hear some awesome listener jokes. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! Click here to visit the Average Boy Store to gain access to books, devotionals, subscriptions to Clubhouse Ma…
Official Average Boy Podcast #105
Jul 25, 2025 · 24 min
Join Jesse and the "pleasantly, perplexed, person of positivity" himself, Average Boy, for a hilarious and surprisingly insightful journey into the power of a positive attitude! Bob recounts a classic "Average Boy" family vacation that started with unexpected detours, locked doors and even a run-in with the law (sort of!). Discover how staying optimistic—even when your family forgets to make hotel reservations—can turn a lemon of a trip into the sweetest lemonade. Get ready for laugh…
Official Average Boy Podcast #104
Jul 11, 2025 · 21 min
Bob fabricates a fantastic podcast by helping set up chairs at church. If that sounds boring, you’ve never listened to this show. So start now and see the world through fresh eyes! That’s what Bob is doing after encountering the air refreshener in the main auditorium. Jesse tells Bob about his latest award. Bob and Jesse also give some practical tips for staying calm in tricky situations with siblings and recognizing the blessings God has placed all around us. Click here to se…
Official Average Boy Podcast #103
Jun 27, 2025 · 20 min
Bob and Jesse are nonplused by their latest podcast which adds an extra show every month. Confused? Good, that’s the point of being nonplused. Speaking of points, Bob tries something new by playing soccer. And it’s a kick! Nope, Jesse doesn’t tell that joke. But surprisingly, he does share a quality quip or two. The guys also give a listener some advice on moving to a new place. Can Bob plus up his soccer game and score a goal? You’ll have to listen to find out! Cl…
Official Average Boy Podcast #102
Jun 19, 2025 · 27 min
Bob Smiley (aka Average Boy) is bursting with excitement to share some big news! But first, Jesse, encourages Bob to recount his latest entrepreneurial endeavor: a lemonade stand! Will AB’s carefully chosen locations lead to sweet success, or will unexpected obstacles leave him feeling sour? Beyond this sticky situation, Bob and Jesse get inspired by Isaiah 43:18-19 as they discuss the importance of learning from new experiences and looking forward to what God has planned. Finally, Bob get…
Official Average Boy Podcast #101
May 30, 2025 · 23 min
Average Boy tells a puzzling story of how he bought the “perfect” birthday gift for his neighbor Mr. Polvado. Get ready for fish tales, questionable cameras and a whole lot of duct tape reasoning! Bob and Jesse also dive into the importance of having good friends and mentors to help navigate moments in life where everything doesn’t fit together. They end by answering a listener question about feeling left out. Click here to see the new Average Boy book title and cover! &…
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