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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
30 episodes
The Greyhound to Hell
Aug 11, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt recap their biggest comedy/"star"aweek since they moved back from LA. They talk about life touring the country in a Greyhound, Joey's knee issues return and so do his remedies and much more! SHOW NOTES Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @http://BlueChew.com / Visit Better Help dot com slash DIAZ New DraftKings customers sign up with code JOEY. Spend five bucks to get one hundred and fifty in rewards within 14 days.
YOU have the world by the balls!
Aug 4, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
It can be easy to forget that we all have the world by the balls. Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about Joey never having a bad experience with a cop, not living your life scared, and who knows...we went deep this episode. Enjoy! SHOW NOTES Trying to lose weight with the help of GLP-1s? Get personalized, affordable care that fits you at http://hims.com/church If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod #JoeyDiaz #Mad…
Smoking with three hands - correct audio!
Jul 28, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's altercation this weekend, his ever changing five year plan, Joey's trick for dealing with nerves and much more! SHOW NOTES Limited Time Offer - Get 20% OFF Zapply T1 Testo Charge with code CHURCH at http://us.tryzapply.com Thank you to Zapply for partnering with The Church!
Give Me Everything with Pedro Garcia
Jul 21, 2026 · 1 hr 55 min
Pedro Garcia, comedian and Twitch streamer joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt on The Church of What's Happening Now. They talk Joey's new understanding and love of video games, what he used to do at arcades as a kid (hint, not play video games), robbing gas stations, dining and dashing and much more. SHOW NOTES DraftKings Casino is changing the game with FLEX SPINS! Download the app & sign up with code JOEYSLOTS to claim 1000 Flex Spins on your choice of slots at https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps…
Addicted to Adrenaline
Jul 14, 2026 · 1 hr 46 min
Joey Diaz and Lee syatt talk Joey's long history of addictions including a brief crack phase and robbing people. Joey and Lee also talk possibilities when it comes to how much top comedians make. SHOW NOTES Limited-time offer, 15% OFF Zapply T1 with code JOEY at https://us.tryzapply.com/ 90-day money-back guarantee. #ad Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
In training
Jul 7, 2026 · 1 hr 44 min
What didnt we talk about this episode? Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk ordering dinner on a payment plan, Joey's hatred of jelly, and why we are always still in training,. SHOW NOTESDraftKings has you fully covered this playoff season. Sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com mobileappsIf you're 21 or older get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & ge…
It's time to play for keeps
Jun 30, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt solo, like old times. To discuss going to jail at 64, the difference between being a strict parent now vs what parents were like when Joey was growing up, the origins of some of Joey's criminal behaviors and much more! SHOW NOTES Save 20% on your first online order at http://lucy.co/CHURCH with promo code CHURCH. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
Breaking Bread with Lil' Mo Mozzarella
Jun 23, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Lil' Mo Mozzarella, social media star and stand up comedian, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt on The Church of What's Happening Now. They talk everything from favorite food, Mo's story of being thrust into the spotlight and a nationwide tour, and the time Joey dosed Mo at The UFC. SHOW NOTES Spend $5 to get 200 in rewards with code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
Ari Matti goes to Church for the first time!
Jun 16, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min
Ari Matti, comedian and Kill Tony regular joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt for the first time ever. Joey tells Ari the bit of Ari's that made him fall in love with him as a comic, they talk getting attacked by cats, creepy magicians, and the wild things Ari has run into. SHOW NOTES Spend $5 to get 200 in rewards with code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off #ad with code CHURCH at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches Support the show &…
The BIG Payoff
Jun 2, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
What kind of wh*re do you want to be? This week Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt discuss Joey taking his daughter to a rock concert, Joey's advice to comedians looking to take the next step in comedy, Joey injuring his knee boxing and much more! SHOW NOTES DraftKings has you fully covered this playoff season. Sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days at https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at h…
They can all s*ck your d@#k!
May 26, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt welcome ABF Super Bantamweight champion boxer John Leonardo to the Church to talk boxing, Lee getting into the ring, motivation, where is the most painful place to get hit and more! SHOW NOTES Play Cashingo only on the DraftKings Casino app now. Sign up with code JOEYSLOTS to get 1000 Flex Spins @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. N…
Joey Diaz has had enough!
May 19, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Joey and Lee talk Lee's honeymoon in Japan, Joey's recovery from knee replacement surgery, why Joey sets his life up entirely differently than he used to and why it has changed his life and much more! SHOW NOTES Save 20% on your first online order at http://lucy.co/CHURCH with promo code CHURCH. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.…
This could all be B.S.
May 5, 2026 · 1 hr 27 min
Joey Diaz updates the world on his knee replacement, advice he would give to his 30 and 40 year old self, what works better than the pain pills, running people over in GTA and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod
If you're walking on ice you might as well dance
Apr 28, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt go deep talking about Joey's surgery getting canceled last minute, his recent health scare, why Joey hates pain so much and more. SHOW NOTES: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
Ari Shaffir Returns!
Apr 20, 2026 · 2 hr 29 min
The triumphant return of Ari Shaffir to The Church of What's Happening Now for a special 420 episode! Ari and Joey are their usual wild selves talking getting Joe Rogan drunk on stage, their shared love of torturing people, and battling as a comedian. Show Notes Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH
What goes around, comes around
Apr 14, 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about what the podcast means to them, Joey's recent trip to Austin to surprise Joe Rogan at The Mothership and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
Joey Diaz was mad at Natalie Cuomo for a Year!
Apr 7, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Find out what she did! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by comedian Natalie Cuomo to talk about their mental health problems (Lee diagnoses Joey), the best ways to mess with people and so much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod
Felony Flashbacks with Danny B
Mar 31, 2026 · 2 hr 4 min
The legend, the soldier of the year, the North Bergen legend Danny B joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in person for the first time after multiple virtual visits during the LA years. They talk about Joey's recent obsession with Grand Theft Auto, why they are both thankful for their crazy upbringing, why the police being called didn't used to be a bad thing and so much more. SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Head to http://tryfum.com/…
All In with former UFC fighter Alberto Crane
Mar 24, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Former UFC fighter, Alberto Crane rejoins The Church for the first time in New Jersey to talk UFC, the positive side of a MS diagnosis, his new book, "All In" and to catch up with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. SHOW NOTES Head to http://tryfum.com/CHURCH to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JOEY & use code JOEY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http…
The Guru of Failure
Mar 17, 2026 · 1 hr 38 min
Coco is back baby! Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about how it feels being Coco again and what the difference between Joey and Coco is. Joey and Lee also talk gambling misfortune, getting set up by his neighbor the undercover DEA agent and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
It's getting too deep in here
Mar 10, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their amazing black jack night in Tampa, why 50 year old and up divorcee's are so freaky, the skin tag lady and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY
Once you get that through your head
Mar 3, 2026 · 1 hr 26 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back and they have a lot to talk about. Joey has rules for his neighborhood, and if you break those rules....there are consequences. Joey tells Lee about his experience performing on the Roast of New Jersey, the only time Joey got a drink thrown in his face and more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY
Joey Diaz' 2nd seventh grade teacher
Feb 17, 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by John and Joe Barone. John was Joey's teacher and basketball coach and Joe was also an athlete and pharmacist. The three men talk about how the teachers were some of the best and the kids loved them, some of them were also criminals. They also talk chicken factories, locks being thrown at cars and much more. SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod G…
Chaos
Feb 10, 2026 · 1 hr 24 min
Livin' like doctors! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their trip to Atlanta, puking on private jets, what changed Joey's entire outlook on touring, why being vulnerable on podcasts is so important to them and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
Don't Get in the car Joe!
Feb 3, 2026 · 1 hr 39 min
Don't do it! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's favorite show in 5 years, what's keeping Joey young (not just the peptides), the joys of revenge and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Join the No Hangover Club & get 30% off your order of Nowadays at http://trynowadays.com/DIAZ
It's about time
Jan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 35 min
The only thing that money can't buy, is time. This week on The Church Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about how important time is, wasting time, and focusing on what really matters. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee getting stranded in Chicago, why being alone is so awesome and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 i…
Feeling like a monkey head in a piranha tank
Jan 20, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE from Joey's basement. The duo discuss what they would each be like as a security guard, why Joey never taught a stand up class, and Lee makes a confession to Joey about the end of their time in LA. SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
To live life, is to learn
Jan 13, 2026 · 2 hr 4 min
Nothing happens on the couch has been replaced and updated for 2026. Joey tells Lee why a comic union won't work, Joey talks about something he tries to never talk about, Lee and Joey look back at The Church's legacy and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
We're playing for keeps in 2026!
Jan 6, 2026 · 1 hr 33 min
Happy New Year from Joey and Lee! Joey talks motivation in the new year, the reason he stays out of prison, and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/CHURCH
Joey Diaz almost drowned in Miami!
Dec 30, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min
Joey Diaz and Le Syatt are joined by Becky comedy to talk about Lee's wedding and it's questionable food options, what comprimising means to Joey after 25 years married, and the unbelieveably true story of how Joey nearly died last week while visiting Miami. SHOW NOTES Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For a limited time, get 20% off your entire order with code CHURCH at http://Bubsnaturals.com If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH…
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