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30 episodes
Bump Bible: Regret & Robitussin
Aug 13, 2026 · 23 min
It's week 10. Jackie is in the depths of despair while fighting off a cold and she has a few words for the keyboard Kelseys. Thank you for supporting my sponsors: MomCozy: Get 20% off with code BIBLE at www.MomCozy.com Pique: Get 20% off FOR LIFE, and a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/Bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Last Stop with Stassi Schroeder
Aug 11, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Jackie is joined by Stassi Schroeder to talk all about her #1 hit show, House of Stassi, the do's and don'ts of holiday home decor, and how to be a star. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bump Bible: Vinaigrette Measures
Aug 6, 2026 · 24 min
Week 8. Lights are dim, nausea closing in... Jackie stares into the abyss as she recalls the homemade remedies she took to ensure Clyde's younger sibling matches the wallpaper she already bought. Thank you for supporting my sponsors: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to www.BetterHelp.com/BitchBible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Woman in Crisis!
Aug 4, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Jackie has a harrowing near death experience with her geriatric grandmother, tackles climate change and recaps the latest pop culture happenings. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: LOLA BLANKETS: Get 40% OFF with code BIBLE at checkout when you go to www.LolaBlankets.com LITTLE SPOON: Use code BIBLE for 30% OFF your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE SKYLIGHT: Get $30 OFF their 15" calendar at www.MySkylight.com/BitchBible TONAL: Use code BIBLE to get $200 OFF your TONAL purchase at www.To…
Bump Bible: A Gender Bender
Jul 30, 2026 · 27 min
It is week 7 and the symptoms are symptoming. The future demon seed is the size of a blueberry and driving Jackie into the arms of a Wetzels Pretzels whilst spiraling over a non FDA approved DIY Amazon gender test. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at https://www.AbsorbMore.com ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at https://www.ZBiotics.com/B…
Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker
Jul 28, 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Jackie sits down with tv host Nina Parker to discuss their days together in Entertainment TV, why Jackie hates check-ins, and Clyde's alien abduction story. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: Go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and use Code BIBLE to get $10 OFF your first month's subscription and free shipping. Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at https://www.Ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLE SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pie…
Bump Bible: Trepidatious
Jul 23, 2026 · 25 min
Week 6 and Jackie is in limbo. Things are starting to get real, but she can’t tell anyone about the pregnancy yet. Except everyone at her local Italian Deli, of course. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.com Jones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full size mascara with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not…
Straight Outta Economy
Jul 21, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Jackie is getting back to her economy roots and discusses a confrontation at Nordstrom Rack, manipulating pregnancy in her favor, and the joy of Ashley Judd’s Instagram. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLE Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bible SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bible Leesa:…
Bitch Bible Classics: Loner Boner
Jul 18, 2026 · 42 min
Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance! Thanks for supporting my sponsors: ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at www.skims.com/bi…
Welcome to the Bump Bible
Jul 16, 2026 · 29 min
Jackie begins a chronicle of her second pregnancy, speaking directly to moms with deep maternal care, understanding, and Plan B jokes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLE Boll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbible Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…
The Chosen One
Jul 16, 2026 · 57 min
The stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco’s BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.com Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible Rocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLE ZBiotics:…
Dork Dork 2000
Jul 7, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Jackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde’s role in her recent public nudity, and spreads the mantra of Hate Without Reason. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bible Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH This episode is sponsored b…
Community in Misery.
Jun 30, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Jackie’s in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her murderous Andrew fantasies, and her ability to perceive dark energy in the brightest of places. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.com Boll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbible The Absorption…
The Patina Princess
Jun 23, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bitch Bible Classics: $6.66
Jun 20, 2026 · 38 min
Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ugly, Fat, Poor
Jun 16, 2026 · 58 min
Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Future Rich with Haley Sacks
Jun 9, 2026 · 56 min
Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Red Flags with Jared Freid
Jun 2, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red Flag. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A Duplex of Disdain
May 26, 2026 · 55 min
Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz!
May 23, 2026 · 48 min
Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
AcTuALLy
May 19, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbible OSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.com Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.co…
Hallelujah
May 12, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Jackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother’s Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Bitch Wears Prada, Too
May 5, 2026 · 57 min
Jackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother’s Day argument with Andrew. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You Good Girl?
Apr 28, 2026 · 56 min
Jackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Blonde on Blonde Crime
Apr 21, 2026 · 56 min
Jackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what’s wrong with Lake Arrowhead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bitch Bible Classics: Long Shame Strategy
Apr 18, 2026 · 41 min
This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You Don’t Deserve Her
Apr 14, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Jackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This Is Me Trying
Apr 7, 2026 · 58 min
Jackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
An-tweaking
Mar 31, 2026 · 54 min
Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria’s termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Diagnosis: Bitch
Mar 24, 2026 · 52 min
Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul’s implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg’s self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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