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Net Positive with John Crist
30 episodes
Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)
Ep 222 · Aug 12, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
No, this is not AI… the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., joined us on the pod… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COWBOY COLOSTRUM: For a limited time, our listeners get up to 25% off their entire order, just head to https://cowboycolostrum…
Watch My Stuff
Ep 221 · Aug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min
Back to school, walking distances, defending boomers, summer camp for adults, and airport stealing… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Get 10% off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE #RidgePod NO…
The First 48
Ep 220 · Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Get $10 off your first order at https://ponchooutdoors.com/NETPOSITIVE when you enter your email. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t us…
aw tysm
Ep 219 · Jul 22, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS LADDER: Use https://ladder.fit/NETPOSITIVEand get a free 7-day trial with NO credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join. ZOCDOC: Taking care of your health…
Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)
Ep 218 · Jul 15, 2026 · 1 hr 35 min
Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing today. (866) 890-4844 or https://AmericanFinancing.net/NetPositive. Disclaimer: NMLS…
Citizenship Red Card
Ep 217 · Jul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MARS MEN: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing today…
Old Intern
Ep 216 · Jul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE AMERICAN FINANCING: No upfront fees. No pressure. Call American Financing today. (866) 890-4844 or AmericanFinancing.net/…
2:15 in the Philippines
Jun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSIT…
Speaking American
Ep 214 · Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SAMFORD UNIVERSITY: Samford is a leading nationally ranked Christian university renowned for excellence, small enough to foster intentional connections, big enough to offer robust opportunities and committed…
Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
Ep 213 · Jun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1: Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel ba…
White Collar Hookah
Ep 210 · Jun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min
America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF HELIX: Go to…
Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
Ep 211 · May 27, 2026 · 1 hr 51 min
College football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NE…
Stick Shift
Ep 210 · May 20, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Modes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and in…
Plumber Chic
Ep 209 · May 13, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Too early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FR…
As A Man
Ep 208 · May 6, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF…
Toes & Nails
Ep 207 · Apr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the ea…
$26 Entree
Ep 206 · Apr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to fin…
Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
Ep 205 · Apr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 45 min
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit HELIX: Go to https://helixs…
Bunnies & Eggs
Ep 204 · Apr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 Free meals + Free Nutribullet® Ultra Plus+ 2-in-1 Compact Kitchen System (a $189.99 value) on your 3rd box with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting m…
Tink Tink
Ep 203 · Apr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ShipStation: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. RIDGE: Upgrade your wall…
Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Ep 202 · Mar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doct…
More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
Ep 201 · Mar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/net…
The Roast Of Net Positive
Ep 200 · Mar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 47 min
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwa…
Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
Ep 199 · Mar 5, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SHIPSTATION: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and…
POV Stomach
Ep 198 · Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE ZOCDOC: Stop putting o…
Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Ep 197 · Feb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 10% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and pea…
Mental Physical Therapy
Ep 196 · Feb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.co…
Pause All Parties
Ep 195 · Feb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS TRUE CLASSIC - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/NETPOSITIVE! #trueclassicpod COVE - Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for up to 70% OFF your first order — easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. GL…
No Hang List
Ep 194 · Jan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY - Visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive right now to download the Glorify app for free ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your m…
License To Preach
Ep 193 · Jan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/8 Nashville, TN (Moved from 1/25) 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28…
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