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Distractible
30 episodes
Choose Your Own Cousin
Aug 17, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I'm Wade. I'm Bald.
Aug 10, 2026 · 51 min
He's bald. He's Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Please Be Nice
Aug 3, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wade Definitely Has A Topic
Jul 27, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Perfectest Crime
Jul 20, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hoopst Was First?
Jul 13, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
This game about firsts is making me firsty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Unhappy Birthday
Jul 6, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Going Nuclear
Jun 29, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Markiplier Likes That?
Jun 22, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
How well do Bald and Dad know Short? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Doing Too Much
Jun 15, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Burnout
Jun 8, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hard or Soft?
Jun 1, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
May 25, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
May 18, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
America vs Europe
May 11, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes. Support A Real Good Future at realgoodai.org/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Reverse Charades
May 4, 2026 · 58 min
Quick, get flat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
That Sounds Bad!
Apr 27, 2026 · 58 min
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Apr 20, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Anything Goes (Part 4)
Apr 13, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Apr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
That Sounds Good!
Mar 30, 2026 · 59 min
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Buy My Thing!
Mar 23, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dicebreakers Too!
Mar 16, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Friday the 13th
Mar 13, 2026 · 52 min
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Smell You Can Lick
Mar 9, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
Mar 8, 2026 · 23 min
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
Mar 7, 2026 · 57 min
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
Mar 6, 2026 · 1 hr 48 min
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How To ABCs
Mar 6, 2026 · 55 min
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
News Flash!
Mar 2, 2026 · 59 min
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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