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316: Dick Tracy & Snow Goose Affair
Ep 316 · Aug 17, 2026 · 1 hr
The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-316 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re…
CAT AND RAT: Pleasure Center & Sleeping With A Nightmare
Aug 14, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Gareth and Cat help a caller stop dreaming about a big celebrity. Then, they put a sleep moaner on the balcony. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art…
315: Who's This Animal & I Deny These Orders
Ep 315 · Aug 12, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine stand up to his wife. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https…
314: Heavy Hand & Don't Push It
Ep 314 · Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279 "Rent-Free." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-314 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podca…
313: This Is Fish, This Is Family, This Is Wonderful
Ep 313 · Aug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-313 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy…
312: Listen To Your Body & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Ep 312 · Aug 3, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-312 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on…
311: Too Ugly To Stuff & Your Car's A Toilet (with Gil Ozeri)
Ep 311 · Jul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows. You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri and listen to his podcast Good Science @GoodSciencePod. Dirk - https://www.patreon.com/heretohelppod/posts/uncensored-from-165185129 See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-311 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelpp…
310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
Ep 310 · Jul 27, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://a…
WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel
Jul 24, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on…
309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul)
Ep 309 · Jul 22, 2026 · 53 min
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re He…
308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk
Ep 308 · Jul 20, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at ht…
Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)
Jul 17, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/catandrat-episode-01 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make s…
307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.)
Ep 307 · Jul 15, 2026 · 1 hr
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac…
306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
Ep 306 · Jul 13, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-306 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re He…
See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jul 10, 2026 · 56 min
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest. Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying t…
305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain)
Ep 305 · Jul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names. Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th! See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-305 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAG…
304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby
Ep 304 · Jul 6, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-304 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’…
WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons
Jul 3, 2026 · 57 min
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to…
303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris)
Ep 303 · Jul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice…
302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets
Ep 302 · Jun 29, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://ar…
Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release
Jun 26, 2026 · 34 min
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro. Corrine Norris August 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026 “Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily Dickinson Corrine's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asscancercor/ Corrine's TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ass.cancer.cor For more info on colorectal cancer, diagnosis, and treatment: htt…
301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip
Ep 301 · Jun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-301 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5…
300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia
Ep 300 · Jun 22, 2026 · 57 min
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying th…
WEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar
Jun 19, 2026 · 58 min
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts…
299: Jude Standard Time & Steak and Scallops (with Charlie Hall)
Ep 299 · Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier. Watch Jake and Charlie on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Adverti…
298: Sexy Baby & Blame It on the Cheese (with Murray Bartlett)
Ep 298 · Jun 15, 2026 · 56 min
Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set boundaries with a forlorn cheese-man. Watch Jake and Murray on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re…
297: Longboard Library Ladder & What's Up, Doc? (with Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg)
Ep 297 · Jun 10, 2026 · 55 min
Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna. Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm…
296: Fully Soaked & Baltimore Scuba (with Brandon Flynn)
Ep 296 · Jun 8, 2026 · 49 min
The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of Scuba diving with his boss. Watch Jake and Brandon on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here…
WEIRD Here To Help: Fairy Ring Hoax & 90-Year-Old Nemesis
Jun 5, 2026 · 59 min
A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller devise a plan to ward off a cantankerous, elderly arch nemesis. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate&n…
295: Confronting The Whistler & Picker Flicker
Ep 295 · Jun 3, 2026 · 51 min
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then, they smoke out a booger bandit. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumbal…
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