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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
30 episodes
Tom & Bert's Brutally Honest Odyssey Review | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 335 · Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
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Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 334 · Jul 27, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
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Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed's Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 333 · Jul 13, 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
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Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 332 · Jun 29, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
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Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 331 · Jun 15, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
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Nick Kroll Convinced Netflix to Air Animated Animal Sex | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 330 · Jun 1, 2026 · 1 hr 45 min
Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLfZinN-4ZV4wmZ862wupBWF Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time custome…
Live from the Rose Bowl | 2 Bears 5K ft. Jelly Roll, Ari Shaffir, Joe DeRosa & Are You Garbage?
Ep 329 · May 18, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% di…
The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 328 · May 4, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears. - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://Blu…
The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 327 · Apr 20, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
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Somethings Burning And It's Bert's Bus | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 326 · Apr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS . Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Get 10%…
The Most Redacted Episode Ever | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 325 · Mar 16, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
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Bert's Not Dead | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 324 · Feb 9, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
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The End Of Humanity | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 323 · Jan 12, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
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New Year New Roast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 322 · Jan 5, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
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Pimping Podcast Producers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 321 · Dec 29, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
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Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 320 · Dec 22, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
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The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 319 · Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
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My Soul Will Always Be Fat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 318 · Dec 8, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
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The Dark Side of Internet Fame w/ Marcus King | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 317 · Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min
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Louis C.K. on Writing His First Novel and Returning to Stage | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 316 · Nov 24, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
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My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 315 · Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
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Mel Robbins Calls Out Bert’s People-Pleasing | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 314 · Nov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 59 min
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour . SPONSORS: -Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CAVE #Ridgepod -Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code CAVE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CAVE #BRUNTpod -Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with…
Duncan Trussell BLOWS Bert's Mind! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 313 · Nov 3, 2025 · 1 hr 18 min
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get your free quote at https://Ethos.com/BEARS - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BEARS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping https://bluechew.com - Sponsored by BetterHelp.…
The Undertaker Goes One-On-One With Tom Segura! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 312 · Oct 27, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CAVE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CAVE #bruntpod - Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. - Order a bottle of Por Osos and so…
Robert DeNiro Didn't Wanna Be Friends w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 311 · Oct 20, 2025 · 1 hr 25 min
TEXAS! Tom will be in Amarillo at the Amarillo Civic Center Complex on November 1st, then November 2nd in Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall and El Paso at the Abraham Chavez Theatre on November 6th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Head to https://DRINKAG1.com/BEARS to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs, when you first subscribe! - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as…
Why Ice Cube Stays Mad in Every Movie w/ Funny Marco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 310 · Oct 13, 2025 · 1 hr 42 min
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Tom and Bert's Favorite OF Submissions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 309 · Oct 6, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BEARS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com -Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning for FREE at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. This week, B…
Phones Are Making You Unfunny w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 308 · Sep 29, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Upgrade to ShipStation today to get a sixty-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/cave. - Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http…
James Gunn's Superheroes Are Flawed But Funny | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 307 · Sep 22, 2025 · 1 hr 20 min
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Bert Calls His Dead Grandma | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ep 306 · Sep 15, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
SPONSORS: - Head to https://acorns.com/BEARS or download the Acorns app to get started. - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS! #trueclassicpod - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com Hey look, it's your favorite podcast hosts, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week in the cave Bert kicks things off with a brand-new joke he swears is the…
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