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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) — OmList

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

directed by Mary Bronstein

“Everything is under control.”

20251h 53mRDrama

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

directed by Mary Bronstein

“Everything is under control.”

20251h 53mRDrama

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§ Synopsis

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

§ Keywords

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hotel therapist long island, new york female protagonist sick child motherhood woman director absent husband psychological drama mysterious illness montauk

§ Crew

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Director

Writer

Cinematography

Christopher Messina

§ Cast

8 of 24

Rose Byrne

Conan O'Brien

A$AP Rocky

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Delaney Quinn

Mary Bronstein

Ivy Wolk

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

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