~ pulling this one off the shelf ~
Only a relentless commando assault can stop this international arms syndicate's threat to humanity. That's why we picked you. You'll need rocket launchers. hyper pineapples, and super napalm to blast through their high tech fortress... past tank brigades, bazookas, and then far into space. Confront the renegade military lunatic sworn to your destruction. Listen up for your orders, Commando. You'll be facing one suicide mission after another along the way. It'll make a great story... if you live to tell it!
