From the moment you learn you are pregnant time comes to a screeching halt. Everything is measured in relation to one day, one single momentous occasion- YOUR DUE DATE. Here is a diary that counts down the days of the year the way a pregnant woman understands them. Day One begins when you learn the happy news, and the diary continues throughout your evolution from human being to mum, all the while dispensing real advice and much-needed humour. And it doesn't desert you on delivery day - you'll be comforted through recovery and such trials as the breast pump and sleep deprivation. From learning what you're expecting('Oh my God, how do I get out of this? ') to the day your newborn arrives ('You mean I have to take it home with me? '), Iovine gives you the lowdown on- What really happens to your body - from morning sickness and wind, to eating everything in sight; what to expect when going from being a babe to having one. Common fears and paranoia - from turning into your mother to leaving the baby on the car roof. How to have sex during pregnancy, should you so desire - bearing in mind you'll have no desire to do so afterwards.