Zaftig Manhattan PI Desiree Shapiro is ogling the earrings at Bloomingdale's when her friend Blossom Goody catches up with her. The son of one of Blossom's old pals has been mysteriously shot and killed, and Blossom generously volunteered Desiree's professional services. Everyone agrees that Jordy MIlls was a saint - just ask Tootsie, his bereft dachshund. In fact, Jordy was scheduled to donate a kidney to his brother, Cornell. But before long Desireee learns that, unlike his sibling, Cornell had enemies to spare ...