Margarita Holmes, Ph. D. and Jeremy Baer, MA (Oxon) moved back to the Philippines from London in January 2005. Together they write "Two-Pronged," a regular column for the weekly Philippine-based "Opinyon", and "Bodymind" a column for the monthly Dubai based Illustrado. This is their first book. Having reveled in, and then occasionally regretted, the reprobate lives they both lived as individuals, the only triangles they're interested in now are with each of their children-- Alex, Alix, Nicholas -- and any spouses and grandchildren that may come in the future. Not a hint (well.... maybe very slightly). We hope that after reading this book about real people's situations that you will see the foolowing rather jaundiced quotes in a new light. "All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with someone else. " --Mae West "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, closely knit family in another city. " -- George Burns " When a man marries his mistress, it creates a job opportunity. " -- Sir James Goldsmith "Bigamy is having one wife or husband too many. Monogamy is the same. " -- Oscar Wilde " Adultery is the application of democracy to love. " -- H. L. Mencken