Why I Chose to Joke Instead of Cry Let's face it-life is ridiculous. You wake up to an alarm you snoozed five times, get dressed in clothes you bought during a fleeting moment of confidence, and walk into a job where your reward for good work is more work. If you're married, your spouse probably knows your flaws better than your passwords. If you're a parent, your toddler negotiates better than your boss. And if you watch the news... well, you're either laughing or screaming into a pillow. I chose laughter. Not because I'm blind to the madness, but because humor is my survival strategy. It's cheaper than therapy, safer than road rage, and far more socially acceptable than crying in public (though I've done that too-don't judge). This book is stand-up comedy written down. Think of it as your backstage pass to the chaotic performance called life. I'll walk you through office absurdities, political parodies, marriage mishaps, and the fine art of parenting without totally losing your mind. It's part roast, part reflection, and fully dedicated to the idea that if we don't laugh at life, it might just laugh at us-and not in a kind way. A Note of Warning (a. k. a. Friendly Disclaimer): This book may cause: Sudden laughter in inappropriate places Intense nodding while reading Offense (only if you're actively looking for it) I don't aim to offend-but I also don't aim to be boring. So if you came looking for deep philosophical insight, turn back now. But if you're here to laugh at life's absurdity, you've found your people. Grab a coffee, silence your inner critic, and let's start this comedy ride. Just remember: Offense is optional. Laughter is mandatory.