~ tracking down this book ~
"This table," said the man. "What about the table? " said the woman. "It's wearing me out," said the man. What to do? The man makes a decision. He finds a tablewood tree, cuts it down, saws it up and makes a new table. There's nothing like a new table. This one is strong enough for elephants to dance on! But ... "Where would we get the elephants? " said the woman. "Advertise in the Classified Section," said the man. "Elephants wanted for table work. Must be agile. " It looks as if the man and the woman might need some more tables! "We could open a restaurant," said the man. A restaurant with dancing elephants ... where will it all lead?