So much writing on bisexual women focuses on the ‘not queer enough’ narrative, demanding queer legitimacy for bisexual women but offering little in the way of instruction for embracing queer desire. The reality is that a loooooot of bisexual women are caught in a complicated web of factors that makes accessing the hot gay dating and sex life they want really really hard. This zine gets down into the specifics: What the hell is orbiting? Why won’t anyone make a move? Why, if I’m really queer, am I so stressed out and not turned on? Why is dating men easier? What if I don’t know what I’m doing? How do I know if she likes me? How do I make sure I’m not being a creep? Going way beyond the 101 level of ‘are bi women actually queer? ’ (yes they are! ) this zines gets into juicy details of common bisexual experiences, how to get out of unhelpful patterns, and how to create the hot queer experience your bisexual heart is longing for. You don’t need to check your bisexuality at the door. This zine is for anyone who relates to the described experience whether or not they personally use the words ‘bi’ or ‘woman. ’