Robert Porter first picked up a set of bagpipes on his thirteenth birthday. His life has been a love affair with the instrument ever since. This little book charts Robert's adventures in bagpiping from his school pipe band, to shenanigans at university, to playing Piobaireachd on the Scottish smallpipes during Lockdown, to bungee jumping off the Victoria Falls Bridge with his pipes playing "Scotland the Brave". An entertaining virtuoso performance in more ways than one, and an enjoyable "must" for any exponent of the piper's art.