Sean Condon is young, urban and a connoisseur of hair wax. He can't drive, and he doesn't travel well. So when Sean and his friend David set out to explore Australia in a duck-egg blue 1966 Ford Falcon, the result is a decidely offbeat look at life on the road. Over 14,000 death-defying kilometres later, our heroes check out the re-runs on tv, get fabulously drunk, listen to Neil Young and wonder why they ever left home. Sean & David's Long Drive mixes sharp insights with deadpan humour and outright lies. Crank it up and read it out loud.