A darkly comic novel that follows Grace Bernard, a sharp-tongued, ruthlessly observant young woman who sets out to destroy the wealthy family that abandoned her. With biting humor and a chillingly methodical approach, Grace recounts her elaborate plans for revenge-plans that unfold with both shocking precision and unexpected consequences. As she navigates privilege, hypocrisy, and the absurdity of the ultra-rich, her story becomes a satirical exploration of class, justice, and the stories we tell ourselves to survive. Wicked, witty, and unsettling, the novel blends social commentary with a narrator whose charm is a dangerous as her intentions.