**Rex Pebble** and his mistress **Spray Summers** discover an enchanted pool which makes them both younger and rekindles their passions. They embark on an evening's underdressed and risque adventures with **Nockashima** the Japanese servant, well-meaning pornographer **Major Jaffey** and a retinue of firefighters. As with most ribald **Thorne Smith** adventures, a great deal of liquor is consumed and many *double-entendres* are unleashed.