“T'was in that place o' Scotland's isle, / That bears the name o' auld king coil, / And aft he's prest, and aft he ca's it guid; / The frugal Wifie, garrulous, will tell, / Upon a bonnie day in June, / When wearing thro' the afternoon, / Two Dogs, that were na thrang at hame, / Forgather'd ance upon a time.”

— from the book