The Early Four Track Recordings

1. 1.Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath3:23
2. 2.Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath1:42
3. 3.Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap3:31
4. 4.Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap2:09
5. 5.Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub3:18
6. 6.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home2:39
7. 7.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub0:59
8. 8.Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub2:24
9. 9.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue2:20
10. 10.Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet1:13
11. 11.Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub2:49
12. 12.Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Growl1:28
13. 13.Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself5:09
14. 14.Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree2:25
15. 15.Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom2:47
16. 16.Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom3:51