Vague but True Volume Two

1. 1.The Hookers and the Vikings5:22
2. 2.The Survivalist Golfer5:43
3. 3.Bankable Predictions for 20066:01
4. 4.I Don't Scare My Daughter5:37
5. 5.God Is Not a Pimp5:19
6. 6.My True Life Memoirs6:44
7. 7.Getting to Outer Space from Sheboygan6:40
8. 8.Don't Name Your Son Dick7:33
9. 9.Let'sturn Cemeteries into Golf Courses6:29
10. 10.Jesus Played a Ouji Board6:11
11. 11.Greyfox Cucumber and Other Bads Names6:47
12. 12.The Second Unsolicited Commencement Address5:36
13. 13.A Spider Tattooed on His Face5:49
14. 14.Hebrevada or Jewtah5:53
15. 15.Peter Frampton Is Bald5:57
16. 16.The Minnesota State Fair and Crackhead Pete7:02
17. 17.…so I Grabbed the Skymall Catalog5:29
18. 18.Go Frankenstina, Go!5:50
19. 19.Sex Education and Dickie Roberts5:59
20. 20.Lexie the Hunter5:53
21. 21.Safe Sex Has a Mascot5:03
22. 22.Senor Tripod5:27
23. 23.Mr. Rogers Ruined Everything5:37
24. 24.Negative Stereotypes Are True4:22
25. 25.I Want to Be the Next Dear Abby5:48
26. 26.Marly and Me and a Broken Tooth5:21
27. 27.Put Me in a Coma Until After Claire's Fifth Wedding Anniversary5:25