The Best of Vague but True, Volume One

1. 1.Animal Conspiracy3:03
2. 2.Bankable Predictions for 20054:29
3. 3.Lexie the Stripper4:37
4. 4.Marconi and Bell1:44
5. 5.Gun Control Laws4:16
6. 6.Sex and Ginger Ale3:57
7. 7.Golfing4:44
8. 8.Bea Arthur Dream2:34
9. 9.High School Reunion Story1:47
10. 10.Why Tim Is Faithful4:25
11. 11.Gay Nude Beach4:29
12. 12.Truth Spray4:30
13. 13.Dad's a Comedian4:21
14. 14.California State Fair Story3:04
15. 15.A "Higher Power"?4:28
16. 16.Toenail Fungus2:44
17. 17.A New Election Process3:56
18. 18.If You Want to Be a Moral Pharmacist4:45
19. 19.The First Vbt on the Bob & Tom Radio Show, August 19932:54
20. 20.Tim's Fight Song0:07
21. 21.Unsolicited Graduation Speech4:51
22. 22.Travel Hell - Skymall4:08
23. 23.Moving to Minnesota4:25
24. 24.Lake Cabin3:44
25. 25.Prank #1 - Helicopter2:52
26. 26.Duck Sex4:16
27. 27.Bearded Ladies on My Paper Route3:09
28. 28.Truth Monitor at Presidential Debates4:14
29. 29.Is This Heaven on Earth?4:20
30. 30.Prank #2 - Midget Toss2:14
31. 31.Gay Animals2:50
32. 32.Spongebob and Tolerance4:37
33. 33.The South3:47
34. 34.Creation and Dinosaurs3:57
35. 35.Prank #3 - Veal Cutlet3:37
36. 36.Caskets at Costco4:16
37. 37.The Passion of the Download4:25
38. 38.Baseball and Steroids3:24
39. 39.Good Night Everybody5:09
40. 40.The Big Outro0:25