What Did You Expect?

1. 1.The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz0:32
2. 2.Urine the Army Now0:18
3. 3.She Can't Wrestle1:04
4. 4.But You Ought To See Her Box1:16
5. 5.The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee1:01
6. 6.It Had To Be Used1:12
7. 7.I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist1:26
8. 8.You Can Pick Your Nose1:23
9. 9.And You Can Pick Your Friends1:08
10. 10.But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On the Couch1:40
11. 11.I Laid My Peach On the Beach1:22
12. 12.And Got Sand In the Fuzz1:15
13. 13.Legs Are a Girl's Best Friend1:34
14. 14.But Even the Best of Friends Must Soon Part1:24
15. 15.If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie1:18
16. 16.You'd Need Some of This Lotion Too0:20
17. 17.The Saran Wrap Stomp2:03
18. 18.Lipstick On My Dipstick1:55
19. 19.Music To Vacuum By1:29
20. 20.Use Your FInger1:28
21. 21.516-922-Wine1:32
22. 22.Come On!1:28
23. 23.Virgins and Vultures1:32
24. 24.Some of the Language On This Album2:21
25. 25.May Be Objectionable1:28
26. 26.To Children Under 16 Years of Age1:32
27. 27.If They Were Raised In a Closet1:26