What Did You Expect?

1. 1.516-922-Wine
2. 2.And Got Sand In the Fuzz
3. 3.And You Can Pick Your Friends
4. 4.But Even the Best of Friends Must Soon Part
5. 5.But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On the Couch
6. 6.But You Ought To See Her Box
7. 7.Come On!
8. 8.I Laid My Peach On the Beach
9. 9.I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist
10. 10.If They Were Raised In a Closet
11. 11.If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie
12. 12.It Had To Be Used
13. 13.Legs Are a Girl's Best Friend
14. 14.Lipstick On My Dipstick
15. 15.May Be Objectionable
16. 16.Music To Vacuum By
17. 17.She Can't Wrestle
18. 18.Some of the Language On This Album
19. 19.The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee
20. 20.The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz
21. 21.The Saran Wrap Stomp
22. 22.To Children Under 16 Years of Age
23. 23.Urine the Army Now
24. 24.Use Your FInger
25. 25.Virgins and Vultures
26. 26.You Can Pick Your Nose
27. 27.You'd Need Some of This Lotion Too