Battery Operated Simps

1. 1.Condom Sex Same As Turkey Bacon
2. 2.Crack Was a Weapon of Mass Destruction
3. 3.Ghetto Bitches Took All the Security Jobs
4. 4.Goofies Need Guidance
5. 5.His Babymama Cool As Hell
6. 6.How They Find Dinosaurs But Not Jesus
7. 7.Imaginary Billionaire
8. 8.Miscalculated Microdosing
9. 9.She Loves a Dickens Cider
10. 10.Stop Asking Strangers For Favors
11. 11.Women Don't Even Watch Women's Basketball