You Just Can't Have One

1. 1.Army of Power Babies
2. 2.Ass-Blasted By a Monster Hand (feat. Lex the Lexicon Artist)
3. 3.Cumming Horse Blood On My Birthday (Welcome Back Riders How Was Your Ride)
4. 4.Dirt Boy the Time God Dies of Cancer
5. 5.Eat a Snake, You Bitch
6. 6.Friendzoned By Wolverine
7. 7.Get Out of My Head and Into My Southwest Flavor (feat. Devo Spice)
8. 8.Ghostride the Weiner (Toilet Grief)
9. 9.Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh Yeah (Ho Ho Ho Ho) (feat. Rand Bellavia)
10. 10.I Brought a Gun To Medieval Times (feat. Beefy)
11. 11.Jesus Has Arrhythmia
12. 12.Klondike Toupee (Our Purple Rain)
13. 13.My Doctor Said Atlanta
14. 14.Poverty: The Zumba of Video Games
15. 15.Stinky Pellets (Leapfrog F*****s)
16. 16.Tamp Me Down With Baklava (Dick Problem Shower)